Tell them how I am defying gravity. [x]
MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE
THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
Is your mother Spencer Shay
He just gets slowly less concerned
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?
This is the best one I’ve seen.
There are three things that the Harry Potter fandom seems to universally agree upon:
1. Umbridge is awful
2. Maggie Smith is a perfect Professor McGonagall
3. Everyone should be at least slightly bothered by DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
4. book ginny is 100 times better than movie ginny
5. where the fuck was peeves
6. Voldemort was fucking useless
7. book harry is 1000% more sassy than movie harry.
A gas station clerk in Florida saved from a gunshot by his cell phone
it would have been funnier if it were a nokia.
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE AN IGNORANT FUCKWAD THING AND THEN IT WASNT
'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago
i don’t like your fun fact
I think you need to stop that
|Song: Let It Go|
|Played: 325,760 times.|
i clickED THE WRONG LET IT GO AND
Anxiety isn’t a fashion statement it’s a miserable disorder with actual real uncontrollable symptoms that eat you alive and distance you from the people you love so stop making it “trendy”
tHIS IS THE YEAR WOMEN FINALLY SAID “FUCK YOU” TO SEXISM
YOU GO , GIRL.
i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john? you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”